BITTER HAPPY is like Captain and Tenille, Ebony and Ivory, Cheech and Chong, McSteamy and McDreamy and all the other yummy duos, duets and twosomes you love to mix up ....with a splash of a supersized buzz kill all rolled into one.
Me and BFF came up with bitter happy i think while me and BFF were at the movies last summer, at century city one of our fav spots post work friday(happy) exhausted from a crazy week but stoked to be seeing hot sexy ass mark wahlberg (happy) and happy because we both just found the perfect didn't really need it but had to have it cute items at ZARA .... we're all settled in our favorite seats at the theater when "that" couple just happens to slide into the seats (yes of course directly in front of us) and they're very kissy making out, sharing popcorn , giggling -- aka ANNOYING. BFF and I look at each other , (insert eye roll here) and she whispers, "they so got in the BIGGEST fight ever in the car on the way over here...." (bitter).
The next weekend, we were at our secret spot in Malibu LTD (Living The Dream) sunshine pouring in, waves perfect , temperature just right when this couple rolls up right in fronts of us --we're talking 26 miles of beach and of course our petite area is prime real estate for the in love demographic, annoying making out people with two itty bitty bugger sized dogs that my 68 LB pit bull would eat for a scoobie snack if I let her....I look at Bff and say " oh, her mom hates him, she thinks he's weak and he's white and they're never gonna get married anyway." BFF said " and he has a small wee wee." -Written By: SK
"But, O, how bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes!" - William Shakespeare
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